How embarrassing!

I'm sitting in my sign language class today, having just eaten my chocolate chip muffin for morning tea, and I look down to see that one of my choc chips has fallen between my jean legs and melted. There is chocolate everywhere, it looks like I've pooed myself. So I run to the toilet and attempt to wipe it off but need to wet a paper towel to get it all off. Then it looks like I've wet myself! Best option is to keep everyone's eyes on the signing!!